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10 Jokes That Will Make You Cringe!

Updated: Apr 8

That's right, we're back with more jokes to make you laugh until you forget that the world is slowly falling apart!

Joke #1

Knock knock

Who's there?

Control freak

Con...

Now you say "Control freak, who?"


Joke #2

Where do you find a cow with no legs?


Exactly where you left it!


Joke #3

What do you call bears with no ears?


B–


Joke #4

What's E.T. short for?


He's only got little legs!


Joke #5

"I stand corrected!" Said the man in the orthopedic shoes.


Joke #6

I told my physical therapist that I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.


Joke #7

What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?


Same middle name.


Joke #8

Why is England the wettest country?


Because the queen has reigned there for years.


Joke #9

What's a foot long and slippery?


A slipper.


Joke #10

It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs. They always take things so literally.


We hope these made you giggle!

Thank you to BestLife for supplying the laughs. For more jokes like these click here

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