So 2020 hasn't been the cheeriest year exactly... so here's a list of our top 10 Christmas jokes to jingle your bells and make you smile!
Joke #1
Why is it getting harder to buy Advent calendars?
Their days are numbered!
Joke #2
What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas?
Cross-mouse cards!
Joke #3
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
They always drop their needles!
Joke #4
Why was the turkey in the pop group?
Because he was the only one with drumsticks!
Joke #5
What’s the most popular Christmas wine?
‘But I don’t like Brussels sprouts!’
Joke #6
Who’s Rudolph’s favourite pop star?
Beyon-sleigh!
Joke #7
What goes “Oh, Oh, Oh”?
Santa walking backwards!
Joke #8
Why don’t penguins fly?
Because they’re not tall enough to be pilots!
Joke #9
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus!
Joke #10
What athlete is warmest in winter?
A long jumper!
We hope you got at least a giggle out of this list! Have a very merry Christmas, from all of us here at EliteExecs!
Thank you to inews for providing the jokes, for some more Christmas crackers check out this link: