Top 10 Christmas Jokes That Will Make You Cringe!
Updated: Apr 8
So 2020 hasn't been the cheeriest year exactly... so here's a list of our top 10 Christmas jokes to jingle your bells and make you smile!
Why is it getting harder to buy Advent calendars?
Their days are numbered!
What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
They always drop their needles!
Why was the turkey in the pop group?
Because he was the only one with drumsticks!
What’s the most popular Christmas wine?
‘But I don’t like Brussels sprouts!’
Who’s Rudolph’s favourite pop star?
What goes “Oh, Oh, Oh”?
Santa walking backwards!
Why don’t penguins fly?
Because they’re not tall enough to be pilots!
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus!
What athlete is warmest in winter?
A long jumper!
We hope you got at least a giggle out of this list! Have a very merry Christmas, from all of us here at EliteExecs!
Thank you to inews for providing the jokes, for some more Christmas crackers check out this link: