Top 10 Christmas Jokes That Will Make You Cringe!

Updated: Apr 8, 2021

So 2020 hasn't been the cheeriest year exactly... so here's a list of our top 10 Christmas jokes to jingle your bells and make you smile!

Joke #1

Why is it getting harder to buy Advent calendars?

Their days are numbered!

Joke #2

What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas?

Cross-mouse cards!

Joke #3

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

They always drop their needles!

Joke #4

Why was the turkey in the pop group?

Because he was the only one with drumsticks!

Joke #5

What’s the most popular Christmas wine?

‘But I don’t like Brussels sprouts!’

Joke #6

Who’s Rudolph’s favourite pop star?


Joke #7

What goes “Oh, Oh, Oh”?

Santa walking backwards!

Joke #8

Why don’t penguins fly?

Because they’re not tall enough to be pilots!

Joke #9

What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus!

Joke #10

What athlete is warmest in winter?

A long jumper!

We hope you got at least a giggle out of this list! Have a very merry Christmas, from all of us here at EliteExecs!

Thank you to inews for providing the jokes, for some more Christmas crackers check out this link:

110 of the best Christmas jokes and funniest festive one-liners

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